You have to cry to get fed, you have to go in your pants, you get carried around to places you don't want to go, you throw up on a regular basis, all you get to eat is milk- breast milk from you know where, and you can't even hold your head up. These are just a few of the complaints Ezra has filed with me.
His most recent complaint was a real doozy though. Jeff took him to the Doctors where he had to get his shots. We didn't even tell him the shots were coming, we didn't think he would understand so we didn't even try to tell him. And then when he got home I held him and loved him, and he was feeling better. We had made it up to him. But then I had to change his diaper. And that is when complaint number two happened. Ezra peed. . .while the diaper was off. . .and mom was too slow to block it. So here is the sad photo he made me file as proof of his tough life.
His poor legs with band aides to cover his shots=complaint # 1
Droplets of pee remaining on his forehead=complaint #2
So then he is taken upstairs for a bath by his loving mother. . .
But then mom insists we get a shot of Ez from behind. So maybe I'm not so loving. . .but I just love that little guy and his cute bum. While we were taking the photo I'm pretty sure Ez was thinkin, "They aren't taking a picture of me naked from behind, are they? No they wouldn't do that to me. I would turn my head to look, but I can't". But we did. He hasn't seen the photo yet, but I'm sure it would be grounds for complaint # 3 to be filed.
6 comments:
I'm missing everything!! I want to come home NOW! He is such a cute little stink & he's always so happy... can I babysit Monday-Eternity? His bum IS so cute!!
Shots are seriously the saddest thing ever. I love the bum shot and would like to request more!! Ollie loved looking at the pictures of his cousin...he kept saying "baby" in a sweet little voice. I just know they are going to be best friends. Or at least Ollie will love Ezra, I don't know if the feeling will be mutual.
I like your sister's cute comment about babysitting from Monday thru eternity. What a doll baby. And yes, his bum IS so cute. All baby bums are so cute...when they're clean anyways. In which case you should squeeze and pat them as much as possible before they realize what you're doing is not cool.
Seriously, that picture of him from behind he looks so big! He has the sweetest little face in the world! I've decided I need more Ezra bonding time, when do I get to babysit him?? It sounds like I may have to fight your sister for though :)
Jen, you are too funny! Looking forward to hopefully meeting the little guy on one of these trips to Utah. Happy belated birthday-I love to shoot guns too. Just ask Bryan how many times I've shot the 22 he "bought for me." :)
That poor little dude is tortured by his parents! Marlee liked the picture of his bumb :)
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